This playlist for Trump's inauguration will burn your ears off

Warning: The inauguration-inspired playlist you're about to listen to is extraordinarily dangerous. We apologize prematurely.

You might have Donald Trump to thank for this assault in your ears, nevertheless, as a result of after struggling hardcore to e-book A-Listing leisure for the primary occasion, the president-elect was capable of persuade to the next massive(ly) names to carry out at his inauguration weekend: Jackie Evancho — a runner-up from America's Obtained Expertise — nation singer Toby Keith and three Doorways Down, a band of rockers to not be confused with Three Days Grace or Third Eye Blind.

Whereas that lineup may sound like somebody's concept of a joke, that is not all the leisure Trump has deliberate. He is additionally managed to book The Piano Guys, Tony Orlando and a bunch of different individuals whose names we do not hear each day, like Tim Rushlow from the band Little Texas, Larry Stewart of Stressed Coronary heart, Marty Roe from Diamond Rio and singer Lee Greenwood.

With such a random and uh, nicely, not so well-liked group, we figured we might higher familiarize ourselves with a few of their biggest hits earlier than Friday.

After sifting via an entire lot of Christmas albums and a number of other covers of "What A Fantastic World," this horrid, ear-traumatizing playlist was born.

So when you're emotionally pre-gaming inauguration weekend, listed here are some really feel good jams from inauguration performers, like "Apocalypse," "Purple Solo Cup," "Purple Solo Cup Remix" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water," together with wonderful patriotic hits like “Drunk People," a mashup of "Superb Grace" and Hillary Clinton’s marketing campaign path anthem, "Struggle Track," to actually seal the horrible deal. 

You’ll snigger, you’ll cry, you will contemplate fleeing the nation, you’ll need to get new ears. Life as you realize it's going to by no means be the identical.

*sigh*